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Ken Gordon
KenXtions (Bonus Disc) (Answering Machine Messages That Guarante...
2000
speech
#
Title
Time
Info
1
Introduction
3:39
2
The Standard Message
2:07
3
What Makes An Effective Message
1:12
4
"The Chef" Message
1:14
5
"The Telephone Toddler Tug"
1:48
6
The Crashing Makeup Case Message
0:45
7
"The Distracting Dog" Message
1:20
8
"That Damn Doorbell" Message
0:46
9
A Car Crash Caught On Your Tape!
0:36
10
I'm Endorsing A Check To You
1:01
11
"Adventure and Beyond!"
0:30
12
Take You Time
0:26
13
Flattery First
0:56
14
The Hypnotist
1:29
15
The Mutual Friend
2:10
16
Disregard It!
1:35
17
The Deliberate Mistake
1:45
18
Lea A Mes ag !
1:03
19
The Incomplete Message
0:36
20
Conclusion
3:05
21
Introduction To Sound Effects
0:55
22
Cooking A Steak
0:41
23
Talking Toddler Niece
0:41
24
Makeup Case Falling
0:33
25
Neighbor's Barking Dog
0:47
26
Doorbell Ringing
0:35
27
Car Crash Outside Home
0:41
28
House Alarm Going Off
0:41
29
Sishes Falling Off Shelf
0:34
30
Alarm Clock Ringing
0:41
31
Glass Shattering
0:31
32
Ambulance Passing
0:43
33
Fire Truck Passing
0:41
34
Car Alarm Going Off
0:44
35
Police Siren & Dispatch
0:46
36
Cheering Crowd Outside
0:46
37
Taking Care Of A Baby
0:43
38
Rowdy Kids Screaming
0:43
39
Cat Meowing
0:36
40
Lion Growl & Roar
0:43
41
Elephant Roar
0:43
42
Jet Plane Overhead
0:56
43
Tree Falling On House
0:15
Total time
43:09