Ken Gordon
KenXtions (Bonus Disc) (Answering Machine Messages That Guarante...
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#    Title    Time    Info  
1 Introduction 3:39
2 The Standard Message 2:07
3 What Makes An Effective Message 1:12
4 "The Chef" Message 1:14
5 "The Telephone Toddler Tug" 1:48
6 The Crashing Makeup Case Message 0:45
7 "The Distracting Dog" Message 1:20
8 "That Damn Doorbell" Message 0:46
9 A Car Crash Caught On Your Tape! 0:36
10 I'm Endorsing A Check To You 1:01
11 "Adventure and Beyond!" 0:30
12 Take You Time 0:26
13 Flattery First 0:56
14 The Hypnotist 1:29
15 The Mutual Friend 2:10
16 Disregard It! 1:35
17 The Deliberate Mistake 1:45
18 Lea A Mes ag ! 1:03
19 The Incomplete Message 0:36
20 Conclusion 3:05
21 Introduction To Sound Effects 0:55
22 Cooking A Steak 0:41
23 Talking Toddler Niece 0:41
24 Makeup Case Falling 0:33
25 Neighbor's Barking Dog 0:47
26 Doorbell Ringing 0:35
27 Car Crash Outside Home 0:41
28 House Alarm Going Off 0:41
29 Sishes Falling Off Shelf 0:34
30 Alarm Clock Ringing 0:41
31 Glass Shattering 0:31
32 Ambulance Passing 0:43
33 Fire Truck Passing 0:41
34 Car Alarm Going Off 0:44
35 Police Siren & Dispatch 0:46
36 Cheering Crowd Outside 0:46
37 Taking Care Of A Baby 0:43
38 Rowdy Kids Screaming 0:43
39 Cat Meowing 0:36
40 Lion Growl & Roar 0:43
41 Elephant Roar 0:43
42 Jet Plane Overhead 0:56
43 Tree Falling On House 0:15
Total time 43:09