The Locust
Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs
2012
hardcore

#    Title    Time    Info  
1 How to Become a Virgin 0:49
2 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 0:59
3 Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 0:53
4 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed 0:37
5 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:51
6 Perils of Believing in Round Squares 0:59
7 Flash's Theme 0:58
8 Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe 0:51
9 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs 0:39
10 Bring Your 6.5 Italian 0:44
11 Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby... 0:44
12 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia 1:06
13 Flight of the Wounded Locust 2:38
14 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed 0:43
15 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case 0:35
16 This Is Radio Surgery 0:42
17 Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition 0:47
18 Sever the Toes 0:54
19 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle 1:01
20 Moth-Eaten Deer Head 1:14
21 Brand New Set of Teeth 0:39
22 How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector 0:42
23 Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth 0:47
24 Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover) 0:30
25 Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) 0:34
26 Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees 0:46
27 Straight from the Horse's Mouth 1:12
28 An Extra Piece of Dead Meat 0:40
29 Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys 1:06
30 Backbones of Jack Asses 1:27
31 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality 0:38
32 Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour 0:43
33 High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family 0:59
34 Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a ... 0:50
35 Kill Roger Hedgecock 0:48
36 Hairspray Suppository 0:50
37 Cattle Mutilation 0:28
38 Prepare to Qualify 0:34
39 Pain Reliever 0:30
40 Off by a Long Shot 0:43
41 #99 0:30
42 Head Hits Concrete 0:49
43 Ass Gravity 1:57
44 Keep Off the Tracks 1:20
Total time 37:09