Low-Maintenance Perennials
Tamara's Little Sex Secret
1991
lo-fi

#    Title    Time    Info  
1 Lincoln Was Smart, But He's Dead Now 0:58
2 Pink Is A Wimpy Color 2:40
3 Slowly But Surely, I Removed Linda Evans's Foreskin 1:42
4 Why I Like Trucks So Much 0:57
5 Frank Is Wearing A Dress 2:15
6 Convex Lens Of 6.0-cm Focal Length 1:26
7 Black Hole 1:37
8 I Wanna Rent An Apartment On Nell Carter's Buttocks 1:50
9 Flag Up My Butt 0:45
10 Trinkets In San Diego 0:29
11 The Ballad Of Hank And His Wheelbarrow 1:43
12 (drawing) 1:47
13 Great Balls Of Ralph Nader 0:58
14 Loppity Loppity Loppity Boo! 1:07
15 Golden Billow Of Foamy Clouds 1:00
16 Germans Can Blow It Out Their Ass 1:48
17 Intro To U Can Shake Me Harder All Nite 0:31
18 A Little Dichotomy In An Uncertain World 1:18
19 Tinkle 0:55
20 Turtle Of Days Gone By 1:06
21 Nothing's Taken For Granted As Is A Skillet 1:12
22 God I'm Bored 2:30
23 Clouds 0:38
24 Filled 2:30
25 School 0:56
26 Beach 1:33
27 Fax Me A Turtleneck 0:57
28 Pass Me A Hanky 1:10
29 Wimbledon In The Spring 0:47
30 Lost Because Of Fritos 0:35
31 Lump Rule 0:31
32 Butterflies 0:44
33 One Last Kiss 1:19
34 Rectal Thermometer Sandwich 1:01
35 Collect Call From A Chink 0:08
36 Delta T? 0:09
37 Bubble Gum Up My Anal Cavity 0:27
38 Let's Call John Lydon Sid Vicious 1:03
39 Truckin' Down The Avenue 1:10
40 Glowworm For Your Thoughts, Sweetie 1:52
41 Toupee Ate My Mother 0:09
42 Faces Of Meanness 1:29
43 Violent Femmes 0:54
44 Toupee Ate My Father 0:11
45 Friends Of Mr. Cairo 1:30
46 Fuck Me 0:09
47 Who's The Boss? 0:55
48 Lost In A Curd 0:51
49 Dick 0:05
50 Dead Spaces 2:21
51 Deck The Cards 0:30
52 Dick (Extended Dance Version) 1:44
53 Fugazi 0:33
54 Politics Suck 1:22
55 Draft Beer Not People 1:46
56 Reactions To An Elephant In My Head Pt. 2 Sections E-G (Radio Ed... 9:02
57 Boring Classical Ergh! 3:22
58 Dammit, Erik Estrada! I Told You To Poop On The Newspaper! 1:51
Total time 74:33