Mark Prindle
Keep On Zaccin'!
1999
lo-fi

#    Title    Time    Info  
1 Intro: Stupid And Boring? No! Avant-Garde! 0:39
2 Honey Child, You Ain't Lived Until You've Drafted A Press Releas... 1:05
3 Zac Don't Take No Shorts (Keep On Zaccin'!) 1:48
4 Internet Pornography Gives My Boner An Erection 0:53
5 I Can't Help But Notice That God Made The Indians Inferior To Me... 0:53
6 Sometimes You Just Gotta Dance! 0:57
7 I Love My Baby (She Means A Tremendous Deal To Me) 0:12
8 I'm Not (A Very Good Songwriter) 1:10
9 The Happy Day Sun Good 1:14
10 Hare Krishna Larry Burns In Hell For His Asinine Religious Belie... 0:34
11 Cadillac Man Fan 0:23
12 Dogs Galore! 0:32
13 It Means I Love You 0:49
14 Yonder Doggy Trapped In My Dryer 0:52
15 Pisspoor Excuse For A Shoehorn 1:26
16 I Enjoy Vocal Harmonies Is Something I Do, Indeed 1:03
17 My Ho Left Me For A Golf Ball 2:11
18 Avant Le Tic, Depuis Le Toc 1:17
19 A Mystical Journey Through The Realms Of Fantasy (Movement One) 2:07
20 (Q) Who Is Responsible For The End Result Of The Digestive Proce... 0:57
21 Oh, Won't You Help Me Paint My House A Fag Color? 1:01
22 I Have No Interest In Entertaining Anybody But Myself 0:34
23 A Hilarious Riddle Which Begins As Follows: What Do You Call A P... 0:31
24 Separation Of The Components Of A Mixture 4:56
25 I Would Appreciate It If You Would Desist From Wasting All The B... 1:31
26 Shutuppayouface 1:12
27 My Songs Would Be Significantly Less Sucky If I Bothered To Save... 1:22
28 My Favorite Things? More Like My Favorite Things That Suck Dogwa... 1:04
29 A Song Written And Sung By Two Of My Stuffed Animals, Moosey And... 1:23
30 Feel Free To Look All You Want But You're Not Likely To Find Ano... 1:04
31 Jogging Is The Bestest 1:29
32 All The People I Work With Suck Balls 0:46
33 Hot Cross Buns 0:48
34 I Can't Use A Urinal 'Cuz I'm A Pussy 1:20
35 That's A Hot Tamale! 0:35
36 Facts That I Would Like You To Spread Across The Internet 1:03
37 All The People I Work With Don't Suck Balls Anymore (And Yes I'v... 0:59
38 Men Masturbate With Magazines By Rolling Them Up Into A Tunnel A... 0:17
39 Timeline 1:19
40 Spooky Guy With A Mustache (A True Saga) 1:25
41 Born To Run In The USA 1:45
42 The Secret To How I'm A Jillionaire 0:54
43 I And Those Around Me Receive The Majority Of Our News From Yaho... 1:20
44 (Gonna) Rock 'N' (Roll All) Nite Lon(g) 0:25
45 F-C-G 1:32
46 I Suck A Big Ol' Peen 1:30
47 Rock Is For Stupid People 0:34
48 Mark D. Prindle 1:45
49 I Was Pleased To Hear That My Father Wasn't The Chap Who Murdere... 1:14
50 Stop The Bloody Slaughter! 0:39
51 That Crazy Old Man Eating Out Of The Trash Was Funny 2:02
52 (Gonna Do) The Washy 1:46
53 People Who Smoke Tobacco Are Attractive 1:21
54 Reprehensible Act Of Treachery Having Occurred At The Nursery (P... 0:58
55 Why Must You Incessantly Respond To My Cruelty With Mean-Spirite... 1:19
56 I Adore And Cherish My Occupation Job 1:30
57 Lookin' At The Meter (Why Most Of My Songs Are The Same Length) 1:14
58 Is It Just Me Or Do People Who Enjoy The Likes Of Beethoven, Bac... 0:31
59 Donde Estala? (An Inscrutable One-Liner That Has Been Driving Me... 0:42
60 Everyday Household Appliances Strike Fear Into My Soul 0:46
61 Things In New York City Have To Change Immediate 1:27
62 Happy Birthday Winky (Every Element Of This Song May Be Horrific... 1:08
63 We Need Anarchy! 0:37
64 Query Of The Genius 0:12
65 Homecoming Of The Errant Groom 0:30
66 Legacy Of Crapality 1:49
67 The Truth Lies (The Most Heartfelt And Personal Song I Have Ever... 1:02
Total time 74:38