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Thirty Moments That Shook The World 2003
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#    Title    Time    Info  
1 Near Death Experience Is Followed By A Right-On-The-Money Death 0:50
2 Conjoined Twin Is Hogging A Kidney 0:49
3 Miss Nude America Loses Her Title After Appearing Clothed In Wom... 0:48
4 Country Music Is Protested In An Area Restaurant's Kitchen 0:43
5 FBI Says Six Dead Are Not Really A Mass Murder 0:40
6 Fact Is Repeated As Urban Legend 0:45
7 Bill Of Rights Is Pared Down To A Manageable Six 0:53
8 Coworker's Suicide Fails To Shatter His Office 0:52
9 God Is Late For A Local Wedding 0:41
10 Fame Is Sexually Transmitted 0:42
11 Redneck Is Surprisingly Knowledgeable About Lifting A Car Off A 0:50
12 La Salle Illinois Still Awaits A Much-Fabled Drug Shipment 0:48
13 Lord's Prayer Is Ad-Libbed By A Houston Man 0:46
14 Matthew Lillard Will Play Matthew Lillard In An Upcoming Movie 0:47
15 New Wetlands Bill Reminds A Senator Of A Funny Story 0:49
16 Makers Of Leadschlogger Are Disappointed In Sales 0:46
17 Sweet Is Alternated With Salty In A Late-Night Snack Binge 0:53
18 Friendly Dragon Is Added To The US Arsenol 0:48
19 UN Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections 0:55
20 Thirtieth Anniversary of 1973 Is Commemorated 0:47
21 Humane Society Worker Is Secretly Glad To See A Nippy Daschund P... 0:41
22 Creationist Museum Acquires A Five Thousand Year Old T-Rex Skele... 0:46
23 Ashcroft Orders His Staff To Chain Him Tightly Before The Next F... 0:41
24 Coffee Roaster Tries To Come Up With A Patriotic Blend 0:49
25 Penthouse Forum And Dear Abby Letters Are Sent In The Wrong Enve... 0:46
26 Ham's Beer Bear Is Found Dead In A Flop Zoo 0:50
27 Council Of Coolness Delivers A Formal Statement On Prince 0:48
28 McDonalds Hamburger U Is Forced To Hike Tuition 0:50
29 That Argumentative Prick Actually Liked You 0:51
30 Jaded Party Person Barely Raises The Roof 1:43
31 North Korea's Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into A Giant Robot 0:51
Total time 24:26