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Thirty Moments That Shook The World 2003
2003
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Title
Time
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1
Near Death Experience Is Followed By A Right-On-The-Money Death
0:50
2
Conjoined Twin Is Hogging A Kidney
0:49
3
Miss Nude America Loses Her Title After Appearing Clothed In Wom...
0:48
4
Country Music Is Protested In An Area Restaurant's Kitchen
0:43
5
FBI Says Six Dead Are Not Really A Mass Murder
0:40
6
Fact Is Repeated As Urban Legend
0:45
7
Bill Of Rights Is Pared Down To A Manageable Six
0:53
8
Coworker's Suicide Fails To Shatter His Office
0:52
9
God Is Late For A Local Wedding
0:41
10
Fame Is Sexually Transmitted
0:42
11
Redneck Is Surprisingly Knowledgeable About Lifting A Car Off A
0:50
12
La Salle Illinois Still Awaits A Much-Fabled Drug Shipment
0:48
13
Lord's Prayer Is Ad-Libbed By A Houston Man
0:46
14
Matthew Lillard Will Play Matthew Lillard In An Upcoming Movie
0:47
15
New Wetlands Bill Reminds A Senator Of A Funny Story
0:49
16
Makers Of Leadschlogger Are Disappointed In Sales
0:46
17
Sweet Is Alternated With Salty In A Late-Night Snack Binge
0:53
18
Friendly Dragon Is Added To The US Arsenol
0:48
19
UN Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections
0:55
20
Thirtieth Anniversary of 1973 Is Commemorated
0:47
21
Humane Society Worker Is Secretly Glad To See A Nippy Daschund P...
0:41
22
Creationist Museum Acquires A Five Thousand Year Old T-Rex Skele...
0:46
23
Ashcroft Orders His Staff To Chain Him Tightly Before The Next F...
0:41
24
Coffee Roaster Tries To Come Up With A Patriotic Blend
0:49
25
Penthouse Forum And Dear Abby Letters Are Sent In The Wrong Enve...
0:46
26
Ham's Beer Bear Is Found Dead In A Flop Zoo
0:50
27
Council Of Coolness Delivers A Formal Statement On Prince
0:48
28
McDonalds Hamburger U Is Forced To Hike Tuition
0:50
29
That Argumentative Prick Actually Liked You
0:51
30
Jaded Party Person Barely Raises The Roof
1:43
31
North Korea's Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into A Giant Robot
0:51
Total time
24:26