Tongues
French
2000
comedy

#    Title    Time    Info  
1 I just flicked a booger across the room. 0:34
2 Want a taist of my ear wax? 0:12
3 May I eat a banana split off your behind? 0:16
4 My girlfriend nicknamed my unit Eiffel Tower. 0:18
5 I never believe anything unless I can feel it with my own lips. 0:22
6 You know what they say about a man with big feet. 0:16
7 That is one impressive scrotum. 0:17
8 I can't stop scratching this hemorrhoid. 0:16
9 Pull my finger 0:10
10 Do you spit or swallow? 0:13
11 There goes one horny pig-screwer. 0:16
12 Don't put your panties into the wash untill I sniff them first. 0:18
13 Your poodle likes humping my leg. 0:14
14 Come join us in out circle jerk. 0:15
15 My pets don't feel sexyually save around you. 0:18
16 Wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? 0:15
17 Your feet smell like Limburger cheese. 0:15
18 This eclair is turning me on. 0:12
19 Check out the buldge on that Francois. 0:15
20 You just gargled with my urine speciman. 0:20
21 Your mother is a whore - but a very good one. 0:21
22 I crap bigger than you. 0:12
23 Your mother is a lousy lay. 0:13
24 You are so stupid you have to study for a urine test. 0:21
25 Your breath smells like a fart. 0:14
26 Is your nose longer than your willy? 0:15
27 Your crotch smells better than your breath. 0:15
28 What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this? 0:19
29 I'd love to screw your brains out, but someone beat me to it. 0:18
30 You're so fat you have the only car in town with stretch marks. 0:21
31 You've got diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. 0:17
32 Your mother has a loud bark! 0:13
33 I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! 0:20
34 You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. 0:17
35 Your body is one big patch of pubic hair. 0:16
36 You're so ugly, when you were born, they slapped your mother. 0:18
37 My cat is hung better than you. 0:14
38 My Doberman thinks you smell great! 0:14
39 Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!... 0:22
40 When I look into your eyes, I see mucus. 0:19
41 My penis is like that of a donkey. 0:19
42 I have something impressive in my pants. 0:15
43 It is a nice night to lick you. 0:12
44 Eggs are for fertilizing and I'm the manure, baby. 0:20
45 You have the ass of a 10-year-old boy. 0:13
46 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 0:16
47 I've been a bad, bad girl and I deserve a spanking. 0:21
48 Do you want to pet my monkey? 0:13
49 Let's get drunk and screw. 0:12
50 Will you please massage my groin? 0:14
51 I may be flaccid now but I could grow to love you. 0:21
52 I'm a starving artist and I want to eat you. 0:18
53 Hypothetically speaking, if I were to screw you, would you let m... 0:22
54 I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time. 0:19
55 Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later tonight. 0:18
56 Nice jugs. Mind if I squeeze them? 0:17
57 Are you a screamer or a moaner? 0:12
58 I have a good mind to corrupt your body with my tongue. 0:17
59 I could really get into you if you would let me get into you. 0:22
60 Your jeans are so tight I can tell your religion. 0:18
61 When I masturbate, I think of you. 0:17
62 I find heaven between your legs. 0:15
63 Your breasts are like ripe melons. 0:15
64 Sit on my face and tell me you love me. 0:16
65 Yes, you can put your finger in my ass. 0:16
66 I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. 0:15
67 I know a charming little motel with a cheap hourly rate. 0:20
68 All those curves, and me with no brakes. 0:15
69 Let me melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 0:17
70 Run your fingers through the hair on my back. 0:17
71 Are you free tonight or will it cost me? 0:14
72 I love every bone in your body. Especially mine! 0:18
73 Sit on my lap and we'll get thing straight between us. 0:20
74 I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be the... 0:21
75 Pass me the vibrator. 0:11
76 Would you mind wearing a paper sac on your head? 0:17
77 You are as sexy as a chimpanzee in rubber pants. 0:18
78 Will you wear my pearl necklace? 0:13
79 May I braid your armpit hair? 0:14
80 Love me or relieve me. 0:13
81 Eat Me 0:13
82 Piss Off 0:08
83 Go to Hell 0:09
84 Kiss My Ass 0:09
85 Bitch 0:08
86 Whore 0:07
87 Bull Crap 0:09
88 Ass Hole 0:09
89 Bastard 0:09
90 Son of a Bitch 0:10
91 You're full of crap 0:09
92 Shut the hell up. 0:08
93 You flaming moron 0:10
94 Suck-wad! 0:09
95 Stick it up your ass. 0:10
96 I fart in your general direction. 0:12
97 Prick! 0:07
98 Bone-head! 4:06
99 Putting it all together. 3:56
Total time 28:04