The Locust
Plague Soundscapes


#    Title    Time    Info  
1 Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form 0:42
2 Identity Exchange Program Return Policy 0:59
3 Solar Panel Asses 0:27
4 Live From The Russian Compound 0:59
5 Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us 0:53
6 Wet Dream War Machine 1:25
7 Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here 1:08
8 Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? 0:52
9 Teenage Mustache 0:55
10 How To Become A Virgin 0:44
11 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better 1:30
12 Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet 0:46
13 File Under "Soft Core Seizures" 0:55
14 Practiced Hatred 0:35
15 Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? 1:07
16 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office 0:47
17 Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears 0:42
18 Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft? 1:18
19 Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch 0:40
20 Twenty-Three Lubed Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur 0:52
21 Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again 1:04
22 Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Geet Out Of My Bed... 1:52
23 Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes 1:19
Total time 21:03