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| # |
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Title |
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Time |
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Info |
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| 1 |
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orchestra tuning up |
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1:08 |
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| 2 |
|
''Reveille'' |
|
0:25 |
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| 3 |
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emptying trumpet spit valve |
|
0:07 |
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| 4 |
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beginner practicing the drum |
|
0:53 |
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| 5 |
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drum roll with cymbal crash |
|
0:12 |
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| 6 |
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''George of the Jungle'' drum beat |
|
0:42 |
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| 7 |
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dropping acoustic guitar |
|
0:10 |
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| 8 |
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plugging electric guitar into amplifier |
|
0:14 |
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| 9 |
|
electric guitar feedback |
|
1:38 |
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| 10 |
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microphone voice check with feedback |
|
0:57 |
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| 11 |
|
one male scream |
|
0:06 |
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| 12 |
|
garage band practicing |
|
0:57 |
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| 13 |
|
''Oh Ye-ah!'' (male) |
|
0:03 |
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| 14 |
|
''Do it one more time!'' (3 year old girl) |
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0:02 |
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| 15 |
|
too long drum solo |
|
3:18 |
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| 16 |
|
two males scream |
|
0:06 |
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| 17 |
|
''Shut up!'' (tough female) |
|
0:04 |
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| 18 |
|
psycho killer in preparation (knife sharpening and salivating) |
|
1:27 |
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| 19 |
|
screams of distress (female) |
|
0:15 |
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| 20 |
|
one long scream of distress (female) |
|
0:08 |
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| 21 |
|
slurping and gulping soup (ugh!) |
|
1:22 |
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| 22 |
|
vomit city (NOT for the faint-hearted) |
|
2:56 |
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| 23 |
|
laughing (male...hearty, somewhat diabolical) |
|
0:06 |
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| 24 |
|
nerd laugh (close) |
|
0:12 |
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| 25 |
|
gasping laugh (male) |
|
0:12 |
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| 26 |
|
hacking phlegm & expectorating (hocker to the East, loogie to th... |
|
0:05 |
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| 27 |
|
multiple hacking phlegm & expectorating |
|
0:39 |
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| 28 |
|
arm farts #1 |
|
0:20 |
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| 29 |
|
arm farts #2 |
|
0:24 |
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| 30 |
|
balloon squeals #1 |
|
0:38 |
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| 31 |
|
balloon squeals #2 |
|
0:21 |
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| 32 |
|
fingernails scratching on chalkboard |
|
0:22 |
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| 33 |
|
crystal glass, ping and rim rubbing |
|
1:56 |
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| 34 |
|
crystal glass choir (3 pitches) |
|
2:14 |
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| 35 |
|
unloading dishwasher (opening, emptying, closing) |
|
3:01 |
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| 36 |
|
coffee grinder (decaf) (opening bag, pouring beans, grinding) |
|
0:42 |
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| 37 |
|
cappuccino machine (brewing and frothing) |
|
2:44 |
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| 38 |
|
food processor (start, pulse & stop) |
|
0:34 |
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| 39 |
|
gas stove (electronic ignition) |
|
0:08 |
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| 40 |
|
frying potatoes (cast iron skillet or metal spatula scraping) |
|
2:19 |
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| 41 |
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high speed drill press (large bit, start up and wind down) |
|
0:34 |
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| 42 |
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dremel tool (sounds worse than a drill press) |
|
0:27 |
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| 43 |
|
rubber piggy squeeze toy (ad nauseam) |
|
2:15 |
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| 44 |
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smoke alarm (chirping) |
|
0:42 |
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| 45 |
|
wind chimes (ascending) |
|
0:26 |
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| 46 |
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wind chimes (descending) |
|
0:22 |
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| 47 |
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wind chimes (random - loud) |
|
0:23 |
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| 48 |
|
knuckle cracking |
|
0:14 |
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| 49 |
|
piano chord #1 |
|
0:24 |
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| 50 |
|
piano chord #2 |
|
0:31 |
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| 51 |
|
piano chord #3 |
|
0:24 |
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| 52 |
|
piano chord #4 |
|
0:33 |
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|
| 53 |
|
piano chord #5 |
|
0:15 |
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| 54 |
|
piano chord #6 |
|
0:29 |
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| 55 |
|
piano chord #7 (rhythmig pounding |
|
0:29 |
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| 56 |
|
moving furniture (left to right) |
|
0:24 |
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| 57 |
|
moving bench (left to right) |
|
0:20 |
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| 58 |
|
metal cabinet door (opening and closing) |
|
0:35 |
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| 59 |
|
paper (tearing, ripping, crumpling) |
|
0:38 |
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| 60 |
|
shuffling cards and dealing (on glass table) |
|
3:18 |
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| 61 |
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''Mom, do you have any money'' (insistent 3-year-old ... success... |
|
0:13 |
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| 62 |
|
''I have to go potty!'' (insistent 3-year-old) |
|
0:04 |
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| 63 |
|
''visiting'' the bathroom #1 (female) |
|
1:42 |
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| 64 |
|
shower (sliding doors water on, running, off, drips, doors) |
|
1:25 |
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| 65 |
|
six real farts |
|
0:04 |
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| 66 |
|
''No way!'' (male, yelling) |
|
0:24 |
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| 67 |
|
pipe organ ''Amen'' (the big finish) |
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0:20 |
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Total time |
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51:12 |
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