Low-Maintenance Perennials
Jurassic Park
1993

#    Title    Time    Info  
1 Check The Cables 1:30
2 I Felt So Dumb At Communion, Mr. Pooky 1:32
3 A Mighty Good Song 0:09
4 The Song 3:37
5 The Song (Reprise) 0:14
6 Licky Sticky Dicky 1:21
7 Power In Keyboarding 0:16
8 Marshmallow Holiday For The Somewhat Old 1:43
9 Getting My Elbow Grease 0:09
10 Truck-Drivin' Cowpoke Eisenhower Companion 5:37
11 The Finest Blow In Town 0:09
12 Mature As Shit 0:52
13 Disappointment In Jim Croce 0:07
14 Brace Yourself 0:07
15 Attention Deficit Disorder Baby Blues 0:08
16 Two Laps To Go 2:09
17 Lament Of The Tortured Artist 0:07
18 Lemon Peel Mmm (Live At Altamont) 1:41
19 Yuck! 0:07
20 Suburban Lunch 1:29
21 Choosin' A Drumbeat To Please The Bard 0:07
22 Pancreas 1:07
23 How To Resolve My Anxiety And Depression? 0:12
24 Spleen 1:20
25 Big Girly Lips 0:25
26 Appendix 0:08
27 Topnotch Boogie 0:16
28 Duodenum 2:14
29 Tootsie Roll Calf Serenade 0:16
30 When Cheese Could Slalom 1:19
31 What-- Do You Glow In The Dark??? 0:07
32 I Completely Forgot 1:07
33 Can I Make A Request? 0:10
34 Manholes... Ooh, I Gotta Tell Ya... Ouch! 0:08
35 My Sincerest Apologies 0:11
36 Meat Grinder Mania 0:58
37 Like My Tarts? 0:24
38 Journey To The Soul 3:49
39 Madonna! 0:08
40 Kids These Days 0:13
41 Easter Song Shenanigans 0:07
42 Wisest Guy Lou 1:29
43 I Like Shit 2:58
44 Mark Prindle - Impressionist Extraordinaire Track One 0:07
45 Dooky 0:07
46 Mark Prindle - Impressionist Extraordinaire Track Two 0:11
47 Avuncular Sam 0:30
48 I Crapped On Monday 0:33
49 Dicknose 1:51
50 Funny Joke Band Name Laugh Hilarity 0:07
51 X Marks The 24th Letter Of The Alphabet 1:52
52 Midnight Confessions (A Grass Roots Cover) 0:12
53 Lip Balm 0:17
54 Strangulation By Axe 0:13
55 Talkin' Prindles Ain't Home Blues 0:27
56 Talkin' Woulda Called You Last Night Blues 0:27
57 Wife Of A No-Good Lousy, Ooh... I Oughta! 0:32
58 Juliana Hatfield -- Callous Bitch 0:32
59 Reagan Ate My Puppy 1:18
60 Kidney Bean Line (Courtesy Of Rhino Records) 0:19
61 Alacrity In The City 1:12
62 Proletarian Peanut Proclamation 0:32
63 Denim Cousin 1:36
64 Come Swing Along! 0:20
65 Ampersand Is Rocking Detroit 0:55
66 Unexpected Incident While Opening For The Grateful Dead 0:07
67 Acne 0:51
68 Ronald Reagan = Flake 0:17
69 The Friendly Jump Rope 1:22
70 Incomprehensible Preacher Man Sermon One 0:23
71 Ol' "Balk" Stevenson 2:25
72 Smooth Jazz 0:10
73 Drivin' Mah Truck Up Ma's China Cabinet 2:06
74 Steve Martin = Funny! 0:07
75 Hilarious Bundt Cake One-Liner 0:07
76 Talkin' Homosexual Lovemaking Blues 0:07
77 Bob Costas And The Magical Christmas Egg (A Bedtime Story) 2:04
78 Incomprehensible Preacher Man Sermon Two 0:15
79 Journals 1:12
80 Non-stop Funny Fart Madcappitude 0:07
81 So The Mexican Bellhop Says To The Backgammon Board... 4:09
82 Claiming to Be Monophonic When In Fact We Were Stereophonic/... 0:09
83 Pain And Suffering And Pestilance 0:11
84 Shivering Scared Noise 0:09
85 A Musical Interlude 0:14
86 Thank You, Tartar Boy! 0:18
87 Jovial Humorous Fred Sanford Imitation 0:07
88 Tell Edith Hamilton I Wish She Were My Daughter 0:51
89 Executive Decision 0:07
90 The Brilliant Page Of History Was Written 0:41
91 Check The Strings, First Impression 0:07
92 Check The Strings, Part B 0:13
93 Check The Strings (Reprise) 0:07
Total time 74:31