The Onion
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#    Title    Time    Info  
1 Amos and Andy Kill Whitey 2:15
2 Holy Hunk (I Love Jesus) 2:19
3 Don't Have Sex (Pope John Paul II) 2:30
4 Teens 0:50
5 First Trimester Fetus: Criminal Mastermind 4:26
6 Stephen Hawking's Sexy Brother 2:07
7 Humor Editorial 0:32
8 Big Friendly Dog 1:13
9 Stan the African Pride Muffler Man 1:29
10 Hot Lesbo Action 4:15
11 Masterbation News with Doyle Redland 2:20
12 Post-Natal Abortion Clinic 0:56
13 Crimestarters 0:43
14 Bitter Human Interest Reporter 1:23
15 Information 411 0:51
16 Picking Up Girls 0:24
17 The President's Historic Announcement 2:27
18 Touch Tone Banking 3:37
19 Ask the Virgin 0:53
20 Garrison Keillor's L.A. Riots 1:35
21 Rape, She Wrote 2:52
22 1-900-SWEET SNATCH 3:08
23 Bedwetter's Choice Hotels 3:26
24 Phone Sex with Mrs. Elaine Drolinson 2:26
Total time 46:22